hey yoda, this girl i really like keeps being all mysterious. i’v known her all my life and she has never been like this. she keeps telling her fiends to come ask me if i like her. witch i do. i wish she would just tell me weather she likes me or not. so yoda , heres my question: does she like me or not??????????????
Sf Luke yoda says:like you she does.shy she is.comfort her you must.
I say yoda is right.oh yoda also says:something bad,happen to her.save her you must.
I say you should listen.that same thing happened to me.the girl I like tripped and hit her head on the desk.I could have caught her but I did not.
Soapy: Tell her that you love her more than anything else. Then kiss her. Make sure her boyfriend comes in while ur kissing her. If that doesn’t work, I have a better idea.
My better idea: go to ur nearest “Kona Ice” snow cone van. Ask for the soapy flavored slush. The server will give u the coordinates or the violin academy of north America. Enter the coordinates on google maps to get the address. Go to the address. Break all the windows. Get arrested. Look under your cell bed. There will be a key to a vault at greengots. Get bailed out. Go to London. Go to the leaky cauldron. Go to diagon ally. Go to greengots. Give the goblin ur key. He will take you to the vault. In the vault, there is a orb. The orb contains the very essence of magic. Enroll at Hogwarts. Get the recipi for love potion from professor slughorn. Make the potion. Go home for Christmas break. And give the girl the love potion.
Spyro: HOLY COW!!!!!!!!! YOU DATED!!!! HOW OLD WERE YOU!!!!!?????!!!!!?????!!!!!????? EVEN ROBBYS NEVER DATED AND HE’S IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!
Robby: yeah. Cause I’m too young to date. I’m not 16.
Soapy: Changes her boyfriend every year?! That’s just @$&#%*& stupid. Tell her that shes just a stupid $&@%#*!!!!!! For doing that. I mean, only bad people do that.
Me: sorry for soapy’s language. He’s just a little worked up. He’s tying to stop. Don’t tell her that. But I do agree.
Spyro: if I was dating, then I would date a girl who actually has stuff in common with me and will actually love me.
Soapy is going to talk again, only nicer.
Soapy: Changeing your boy friend every year is what messed up girls do. She probably didn’t even like you. She just dated for fun. Dating should be fun, but also good. Sorry for my last comment. I’m trying to stop, but that girl sounds messed up and @$&% weird. She got me worked up.
if you keep bugging her she is NEVER going to like you! i can already sense the hatred. epic (wheeze) sper folder, stop(wheeze) talking to her (wheeze). (WHEEZE) curse this stupid helmet, now i wont stop wheezing. (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze) aww come on!!!!!!!!
Okay.#$@1@$##87#$%$#$_++=||}{?>>>!@@32@!#@@$#$#@**^(:()()())(()()()QWET*$%@YAHOO.com Means soapy the awesome monkey@yahoo.com. #&^%&^^^@5#%@!!!#$@!. Means…um…I don’t want to put that down since I don’t cuss and little kids may be on here so….let’s just say certain words.
YOUR RIGHT YODA!!!!!!!!!! you see, at my school they changed locker combos. my original one was 43,7,22. but they changed it! i dont know why. but they changed it! now it is 49,5,28. HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT????????????
Soapy: monkey to English dictionary:
Poopodork: okorkashsher/@&$@?%#
Flaming diaper: ruohahah/@@@@$$$$$&
Hobbitsis: duj/@&$?%##*
The f word: yuouite/$%#@&
Monkey: monekee
What do you see: mankini
Robby: the awesomest guy ever.
Uh, I have a question for yoda. : Yoda, there’s this pretty girl and I won’t date her till Im old enough. So how can I get her to like me back and want to date me when I’m 16 and not date anyone until then. I am in two classes with her; gymnastics and reading, wich are back to back. She is in 7th grade like me but she also is in the advanced violins group so she is 8th grade level at violins. I just feel like she would like me someday. But I need to know how to get her to like me.
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November 7, 2012 at 12:40 am
Can you help Spyro win the OE
November 7, 2012 at 12:45 am
Yoda says:The oe, what is, hmm? Hmmmmmm.
November 8, 2012 at 11:29 pm
origami election
November 8, 2012 at 11:50 pm
Hello.where is Kaos?oh Robby I have my own wordpress account. There is a troll behind you.I got it.
November 8, 2012 at 11:59 pm
Haha okay yoda says:Over, the oe is. So no. Yes, hmmm.
November 11, 2012 at 12:57 pm
HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
November 11, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Paper craft yoda:hmmmmmm! origami election?strange that is!
November 17, 2012 at 1:03 am
Will snot trooper ever have its own book
November 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Ethan Darth Vevelvis yoda says:hmm…snot trooper hmmm?write book Tom will not.
November 19, 2012 at 8:30 pm
ok yoda is always right but i am sure clone trooper (yodas army) will have a book will he?
November 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm
hey yoda, this girl i really like keeps being all mysterious. i’v known her all my life and she has never been like this. she keeps telling her fiends to come ask me if i like her. witch i do. i wish she would just tell me weather she likes me or not. so yoda , heres my question: does she like me or not??????????????
November 18, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Spyro: Most super folders aren’t even old enough to date. Wait until you’re 16.
November 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Sf Luke yoda says:like you she does.shy she is.comfort her you must.
I say yoda is right.oh yoda also says:something bad,happen to her.save her you must.
I say you should listen.that same thing happened to me.the girl I like tripped and hit her head on the desk.I could have caught her but I did not.
November 17, 2012 at 7:56 pm
thanks, i’ll try that. but what if it does NOT work. what do i do then yoda?
November 17, 2012 at 7:54 pm
thanks, i’ll try that. but what if it does NOT work. what do i do then yoda?
November 17, 2012 at 7:58 pm
sorrry isaid that 2 times.
November 17, 2012 at 10:27 pm
darth paper: sf luke, yoda is wrong. i can sense that she hates you, stay away from her.
from,
darth paper
P.S: have anything to add paperwad yoda??? (wheeze)
November 18, 2012 at 12:44 am
Darth paper? Yoda says:wrong you are.like him she does.wisdom siths do not have.
November 18, 2012 at 12:44 pm
STOP TALKING BACKWORDS!! i have a message for sf luke: stay away from her or you WILL be embarresed.
P.S: SITHS DO HAVE WISDOM (WHEEZE)
November 19, 2012 at 12:01 am
p.s. siths do not have wisdom (wheeze)
Darth paper=dead person
November 18, 2012 at 2:03 am
hey i like this girl shes 3 years younger then me and shes a Cristin and she likes someone in her school and im 10 and shes 8 pls help
p.s. i have known her al my life and now she dose not like me:(.
November 18, 2012 at 2:21 am
Wait? Your 10 and she is 8?let me get this straight,you are ten and she is eight?
November 18, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Spyro: spews* you are WAY too young to date. Wait until shes 16.
November 18, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Christen* does* not trying to be rude.
November 19, 2012 at 3:56 am
Soapy: Tell her that you love her more than anything else. Then kiss her. Make sure her boyfriend comes in while ur kissing her. If that doesn’t work, I have a better idea.
My better idea: go to ur nearest “Kona Ice” snow cone van. Ask for the soapy flavored slush. The server will give u the coordinates or the violin academy of north America. Enter the coordinates on google maps to get the address. Go to the address. Break all the windows. Get arrested. Look under your cell bed. There will be a key to a vault at greengots. Get bailed out. Go to London. Go to the leaky cauldron. Go to diagon ally. Go to greengots. Give the goblin ur key. He will take you to the vault. In the vault, there is a orb. The orb contains the very essence of magic. Enroll at Hogwarts. Get the recipi for love potion from professor slughorn. Make the potion. Go home for Christmas break. And give the girl the love potion.
November 21, 2012 at 12:05 am
soapy your weirder than me
origami foldy-wan:that’s saying something.
November 21, 2012 at 12:16 am
im 10 are dates are going to are club and talking still you crazy+;# you are a #$!$&*&^%$#@)()&^%$@@##$%&#@!!!@@@#@$@#@*&?<“:€{}(*&^%!@#$$*&
November 21, 2012 at 1:28 am
Soapy:In monkey language, you just called me the monkey bad word for: flaming diaper.
November 21, 2012 at 8:30 pm
i meant dates are not are dates are
November 28, 2012 at 11:17 pm
How, that’s how my dad got my mom to marry him.
November 28, 2012 at 8:30 pm
DATE SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE!!!!!!!!!!
November 28, 2012 at 8:31 pm
M
November 18, 2012 at 2:10 am
oh yeah how do i get her to like me?
i was once her boyfriend:(.
November 18, 2012 at 2:25 am
You dated? Well yoda says:if like you once she did then small feelings for you she still has.
November 18, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Spyro: HOLY COW!!!!!!!!! YOU DATED!!!! HOW OLD WERE YOU!!!!!?????!!!!!?????!!!!!????? EVEN ROBBYS NEVER DATED AND HE’S IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!
Robby: yeah. Cause I’m too young to date. I’m not 16.
November 18, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Spyro: ask her why she doesn’t like you. You might have changed the thing she did like about u while u were dating.
November 18, 2012 at 10:58 pm
she said she changes her boyfriend ever year
November 19, 2012 at 2:41 am
Soapy: Changes her boyfriend every year?! That’s just @$&#%*& stupid. Tell her that shes just a stupid $&@%#*!!!!!! For doing that. I mean, only bad people do that.
Me: sorry for soapy’s language. He’s just a little worked up. He’s tying to stop. Don’t tell her that. But I do agree.
Spyro: if I was dating, then I would date a girl who actually has stuff in common with me and will actually love me.
November 19, 2012 at 3:38 am
Soapy is going to talk again, only nicer.
Soapy: Changeing your boy friend every year is what messed up girls do. She probably didn’t even like you. She just dated for fun. Dating should be fun, but also good. Sorry for my last comment. I’m trying to stop, but that girl sounds messed up and @$&% weird. She got me worked up.
November 21, 2012 at 8:33 pm
she does have a lot in common with me
November 18, 2012 at 2:13 am
plz fix your time todays the 16 at 8:13
November 18, 2012 at 2:23 am
Wait where do you live?I live in Pennsylvania so it’s the 17 9:22 pm here.
November 21, 2012 at 12:06 am
kansas
November 18, 2012 at 12:51 pm
if you keep bugging her she is NEVER going to like you! i can already sense the hatred. epic (wheeze) sper folder, stop(wheeze) talking to her (wheeze). (WHEEZE) curse this stupid helmet, now i wont stop wheezing. (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze) aww come on!!!!!!!!
November 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Spyro: at least u don’t live in a plastic box. Even worse, Eruptor eats 9999999999999 pounds of beans before we go to sleep.
November 18, 2012 at 10:59 pm
what do you mean the trips were a week apart.
November 18, 2012 at 10:28 pm
How can I be better at gymnastics?
November 19, 2012 at 12:06 am
my advise is work and out practice with a trampiling
November 19, 2012 at 2:44 am
I need to be better at everything in gymnastics. Rings, high bar, p-bar, all the stuff. Not just floor and tumble track.
November 18, 2012 at 11:13 pm
hey yoda if i get a camera im going to make a origami star wars know any good sites other than origamiyoda.com?
November 19, 2012 at 12:09 am
Yoda says:other site I do not know.
November 19, 2012 at 12:03 am
to make origami
November 19, 2012 at 1:24 am
darth paper: of course (wheeze) there are other sites for origami. (wheeze) duh!
November 19, 2012 at 2:13 am
Yoda says:true that may be, but know of these I did not.
November 19, 2012 at 9:18 pm
darth paper: yoda, i have a (wheeze) question for you. can i (wheeze) ask it and will you(wheeze) awnser it?
P.S: try to give me some GOOD advice!!
November 19, 2012 at 9:20 pm
Yoda says:ask questions to Jedi,siths do not.but advice I shall give.
November 20, 2012 at 9:49 pm
darth paper : were are you(wheeze) from and what (wheeze) spiecies are you?
November 20, 2012 at 10:09 pm
Yoda says:dagobah I am from. Species unknown of me.tell I will not.
November 21, 2012 at 12:11 am
look it up on wookiepedia.com oh yoda watch out if he finds out your weaknesses you might be in trouble
November 21, 2012 at 1:32 am
Soapy: yoda, why does everybody think I like to cuss?
November 21, 2012 at 6:38 pm
because your email is #$@1@$##87#$%$#$_++=||}{?>>>!@@32@!#@@$#$#@**^(:()()())(()()()QWET*$%@YAHOO.COM and you say #&^%&^^^@5#%@!!!#$@!.
November 21, 2012 at 11:14 pm
No! I don’t say that. That’s not even a real bad word ya %@$
November 21, 2012 at 8:35 pm
can you get me a English to monkey dictionary plz
November 21, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Okay.#$@1@$##87#$%$#$_++=||}{?>>>!@@32@!#@@$#$#@**^(:()()())(()()()QWET*$%@YAHOO.com Means soapy the awesome monkey@yahoo.com. #&^%&^^^@5#%@!!!#$@!. Means…um…I don’t want to put that down since I don’t cuss and little kids may be on here so….let’s just say certain words.
November 22, 2012 at 12:36 am
Soapy: those ain’t bad word ya %#@.
November 22, 2012 at 2:42 am
That’s not even my email.
November 23, 2012 at 8:29 pm
well #$!$&*&^%$#@)()&^%$@@##$%&#@!!!@@@#@$@#@*&?<”:€{}(*&^%!@#$$*& is
the monkey bad word for: flaming diaper.
November 21, 2012 at 8:57 pm
soapytheawesomemonkey@yahoo.com
November 23, 2012 at 8:30 pm
more like sopytheinsanemonkey@yahoo.com
November 28, 2012 at 11:14 pm
Soapy: I have gmail ya @$&%#
November 21, 2012 at 9:34 pm
hey yoda, can you give me your e-mail so i dont have to come to this sight just to ask you a question
November 21, 2012 at 9:42 pm
Yoda says:need email why?
November 21, 2012 at 11:05 pm
so i can ask you a question without having to go on this site. PLEASE????????
November 21, 2012 at 11:29 pm
DeAnte002@yahoo.com
November 22, 2012 at 3:27 pm
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 23, 2012 at 8:32 pm
sup new peorson
November 24, 2012 at 1:38 pm
sup new person.
November 24, 2012 at 6:28 pm
hey yoda, whats my locker combo.
November 24, 2012 at 10:42 pm
uhhh,45,0,50?
November 28, 2012 at 11:21 pm
Soapy:that’s my locker combo
November 26, 2012 at 10:48 pm
Yoda says:49,5,28
November 26, 2012 at 10:43 pm
sorry sf firk but, i want yoda to awnser my question
November 27, 2012 at 10:37 pm
YOUR RIGHT YODA!!!!!!!!!! you see, at my school they changed locker combos. my original one was 43,7,22. but they changed it! i dont know why. but they changed it! now it is 49,5,28. HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT????????????
November 27, 2012 at 10:41 pm
Yoda says:That is for me to know and you to find out not. Yeesssssss.
November 28, 2012 at 8:21 pm
you just got (wheeze) lucky !
December 31, 2012 at 7:07 pm
Cough drop wrapper: lucky this yoda is
November 28, 2012 at 8:23 pm
it was not luck. it was the FORCE!!!!!!!
November 28, 2012 at 8:25 pm
hey yoda, i sent you an e-mail and you still havent gotten back to me.
November 28, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Yoda says:resend emai,you must.
Shinndigger:but-
Yoda:MUST!!!
November 28, 2012 at 8:28 pm
hey yoda, whats my dads name?
January 1, 2013 at 1:33 am
Edward
November 28, 2012 at 11:19 pm
Soapy: billy-bob-jilly-John is your dads name.
Spyro: are u crazy soapy?!?
Soapy: no I’m not ya $&@%#$&@
December 7, 2012 at 10:44 pm
jo???
December 12, 2012 at 1:27 pm
hey yoda please click here: PLEASE
December 13, 2012 at 10:54 pm
sorry imeant to put a link. here you go :http://origamiyoda.wordpress.com/2012/11/10/sf-lukes-mace-windu-and-ki-adi-mundi/ oh and if you want instrux, click here: http://origamiyoda.wordpress.com/2012/11/27/sf-lukes-chewie-with-instrux/
December 15, 2012 at 1:58 am
Soapy: monkey to English dictionary:
Poopodork: okorkashsher/@&$@?%#
Flaming diaper: ruohahah/@@@@$$$$$&
Hobbitsis: duj/@&$?%##*
The f word: yuouite/$%#@&
Monkey: monekee
What do you see: mankini
Robby: the awesomest guy ever.
December 31, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Soapy: not according to the monkey scribe.
January 18, 2013 at 1:10 am
That last comment was to shin digger.
December 16, 2012 at 1:04 am
thats a lie! if anybodys the awesomest guy ever, its shinndigger.
February 15, 2013 at 10:50 pm
Uh, I have a question for yoda. : Yoda, there’s this pretty girl and I won’t date her till Im old enough. So how can I get her to like me back and want to date me when I’m 16 and not date anyone until then. I am in two classes with her; gymnastics and reading, wich are back to back. She is in 7th grade like me but she also is in the advanced violins group so she is 8th grade level at violins. I just feel like she would like me someday. But I need to know how to get her to like me.
February 15, 2013 at 10:53 pm
O and I also don’t know her name. I’ve tried to figure it out but I can’t seem to find out. And she is also my friend’s girlfriend’s friend